i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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