I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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