have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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