if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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