I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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