She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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