I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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