your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
