D3 body, D1 cock
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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