The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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