I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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