Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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