Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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