i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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