i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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