Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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