It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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