I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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