I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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