Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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