then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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