you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Will exercising make me less horny?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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