He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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