The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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