he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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