please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
