she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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