is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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