So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm going to jail i love you
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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