Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
