I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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