At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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