I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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