Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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