Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
only you would photoshop your dick
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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