Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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