sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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