Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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