I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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