I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
This couple is walking their pig around campus
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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