i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She said her name was "party"
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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