Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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