that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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