I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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