We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
