Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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