I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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