The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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