Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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