Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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