new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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