do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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