I will die if light touches me.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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