Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
