I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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