hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
two words...techno handjob
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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