none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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