we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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