u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
