..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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