this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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