Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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