Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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